Friday, September 30, 2016

(255) Bunnies, bubbles and balloons + links

By Sati. Friday, September 30, 2016 2 Comments
  • Prince George should just rule this planet. Have you seen this? It's amazing! Also how big is Charlotte already? And the dress and the shoes! That moment with Kate descending the stairs, though - Jesus, I can barely walk in heels like on the normal sidewalk and she is walking down the stairs and carrying a child.
  • And yesterday they played with bunnies, bubbles and balloons! Adorable alert! YEY!
  • Meanwhile George's aunt cannot afford Adele. You'd think Adele would play anyway, it's pretty nice publicity to play at Douchess' sister wedding for free.
  • Speaking of Adele, here's Emily Blunt looking like thinner Adele on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter.  She also said some garbage about her least favorite word being 'likable'. OK then. The Girl on the Train opens here next week and in spite of the shameless 'here's new JLaw embrace her' promo of this Haley Bennett person and the laughable appearance of Blunt who is supposed to be playing an alcoholic trainwreck I may actually go see it. Unless that dreadful Kanye song that was featured in the trailer is in the movie. Then fuck off, you'll get none of my money.
  • Gross.That's all.

  • Saturday, September 24, 2016

    (254) and Jennifer laughed + links

    By Sati. Saturday, September 24, 2016 24 Comments
  • Bad news - J-boo is in Tokyo to shoot The Outsider which means 1. we didn't get Harrison/J-boo selfie 2. his part in Blade Runner 2 must be crazy short because he was there for like 10 days most of which was spent on climbing in the gym and photographing stuff
  • This beard is slowly reaching beautiful, apocalyptic levels.
  • Also he has been working out
  • No, I have not just licked the screen.
  • ...
  • I saw Lonely Hearts over the weekend. In spite of it not getting wide American release which is usually a red flag it was actually a decent movie. Like, I didn't just fast forward to Jared's scenes. Yeah, it reeked of B-talent behind the camera trying to do something with A-list actors (well somewhat) but failing but comparing to some of the stuff Jared made (*coughs* Highway *cough and spits blood* Alexander) this was watchable. Jared - awful mustache and horrible hair in this combo - played a dude who would prey on lonely women and steal their money. Then he run into Salma Hayek's character who was a total psycho and they fell in love and she basically pushed him over the edge and they started killing people together. And Travolta and Gandolfini played the cops hunting them. Jared was very good in the role but reading about actual people it's a shame they didn't deepen the subject. Hayek was miscast as hell but she gave a pretty good performance. 
  • J-boo is gonna play Andy Warhol. The bad - the beard will have to go. And God one knows what he will do to his hair. Or to himself. Also I have to suffer through all the mocking articles about it and people making fun of him in the comments sections. The good - anytime boo boo gets a new project is awesome. I'm so glad he is into acting again but seriously, Jared, how about that romantic comedy for your fangirls? We suffered enough.

  • Friday, September 16, 2016

    (253) The great crazy snapchat watch of 2016 + links

    By Sati. Friday, September 16, 2016 20 Comments
  • I have been watching Jared's snapchat even more creepily and attentively since he landed in Budapest, waiting for those glorious pics of him and Harrison. 
  • Because goddamn, I deserve those pics.
  • On Saturday Jared was photographing the city
  • On Sunday he photographed potatoes he was about cook (I'm hoping). 
  • This is next level trolling from J-boo.
  • He also emerged from his hotel and took some photos with fans while obviously having his beloved red flannel shirt with him
  • That shirt gets more mileage than his dick, you guys.
  • He even found a climbing gym and went there
  • He just snapchats and climbs! That's all he does! I can think of other activities for him. I think climbing would be involved too. 
  • Nudge nudge, wink wink.
  • *shame corner time*
  • ...
  • Yesterday he snapchated his feet. Okay, well this is progress in that a part of him is actually in the fucking picture.  
  • And then we got selfies! Look at the size of that feral beard! An android with a beard? He is shooting already so what is going on?
  • Have you guys seen that Live by Night trailer?

  • Sunday, September 11, 2016

    Visual Parallels: The Neon Demon + Black Swan

    By Sati. Sunday, September 11, 2016 , , 21 Comments
    I know it's technically cheating since I already used Black Swan in a pair with Shame, but that was years ago and as for potential pairing up with Suspiria, Swan has way more visual parallels with Refn's latest, so I went with that one.

    Friday, September 9, 2016

    (252) We are about to get those Ford/Leto pictures... + links

    By Sati. Friday, September 9, 2016 25 Comments
  • I love this man with entirety of my black heart and dark, dark soul but the only thing I could think of when I saw the second gif was this:

  • Wednesday, September 7, 2016

    The Neon Demon

    By Sati. Wednesday, September 7, 2016 , , , , , , , 14 Comments

    Nicolas Winding Refn is a weird guy. We all heard of his bizarre feud with Lars Von Trier. Apparently throughout production the of The Neon Demon, when filming was to resume, he wouldn't yell "Action!" to set things in motion. Instead he yelled "Violence, motherfuckers". Then there is the fact he is one of the directors who uses the color best in modern movies, yet apparently he is color blind and can only perceive contrast. Then it turns out he is one of those dudes who would use those takes that went a bit too real than they were supposed to - Abbey Lee accidentally punched Elle Fanning for real. Because of Fanning's genuine reaction, Refn ended up using that take for the final cut.

    Friday, September 2, 2016

    (251) Gucci NO + links

    By Sati. Friday, September 2, 2016 16 Comments
  •  *makes kitten noises*
  • *claws walls*
  • *cries*

  • Friday, August 26, 2016

    (250) Boopocalypse + links

    By Sati. Friday, August 26, 2016 28 Comments
  •  250th issue. For almost 5 years you guys have been killing your IQs just by viewing this shit.

  • Tuesday, August 23, 2016

    Sunshine Blogger Award

    By Sati. Tuesday, August 23, 2016 24 Comments
    Thanks to lovely MettelRay for giving me an opportunity to post something in addition to usual Friday insanity  :)


    Tuesday, August 16, 2016

    (249) My brakes are broken lately, baby + links

    By Sati. Tuesday, August 16, 2016 20 Comments
  • Welcome to RF, or as we should start calling it the unholy union of my two friends - perversion and insanity as I take my readers through the journey so disturbing the only way out is to drive off the fucking cliff as I so eloquently illustrated above.
  • As you will be reading this you will probably think oh my God, she went nuts. Let me at least show you this. This is my job. I did 80 cases in 5 days. I think everything I carried today was around 70 pounds. People who worked in this courthouse for years literally came by my office today to see the stacks of files.  They couldn't believe I did this much in one week, let alone during holidays.
  • I came home exhausted.
  • (these 5 next bullet points were written last, after everything else was ready because something major happened:)
  • So here I sit, 15 minutes ago sipping my drink. And then I see this
  • Get on my twitter to see all the madness but here is selfie of me reacting to this.
  • There has been quite a bit of shitstorm between Jared and WB lately. But him being signed on their precious baby means this is probably them making a peace offering and wanting to bribe him this way. Don't care what the reasons are because JARED LETO IS GONNA BE IN ONE FUCKING MOVIE WITH HARRISON FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I am just....I am just....just don't shave your eyebrows! And don't think you are a robot in your method acting!
  • Again though because let's just think of this - Jared Leto. Harrison Ford. Two men I'd die for, probably. In one fucking movie. Can you imagine the press tour? Both of them there? OH GOD.
  •  (now let's back up to what was written before this happened, as I sit here and try to calm myself and remember if I die now I won't live to see the movie)
  • So on last Friday I made 4 decisions...  

  • Thursday, August 11, 2016

    (248) Protect the glorious unicorn* at all costs + links

    By Sati. Thursday, August 11, 2016 23 Comments
  •  *yes that's my new nickname for him
  • PUSH PLAY PUSH PLAY PUSH PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Saturday, August 6, 2016

    Suicide Squad

    By Sati. Saturday, August 6, 2016 , , , , , , 23 Comments
    Well, fuck.