Friday, March 24, 2017

(280) God bless Australia + links

By Sati. Friday, March 24, 2017 34 Comments
  • I thought of a nickname for him.
  • Are you guys ready to know what it is? 
  • ...
  • .....
  • .......
  • Boo kangaroo.
  • Exactly.

  • Friday, March 17, 2017

    (279) Go with the flow + links

    By Sati. Friday, March 17, 2017 18 Comments
  • If that's not porn...
  • ...then I don't know what the FUCK porn is.
  • First of all, happy St. Patrick's Day! (though over here every Friday is St. Patrick's Day and technically it's still Thursday were you are, but this thing is so long I had to publish it already. God one knows how much would I add tomorrow)
  • Secondly, I do hope you're about to enjoy the sickest most fun part of any RF - the pervy opening paragraphs 80% of it - because the dark forces (Sony and WB) are gathering (about to take a shit on) and are coming for our favorite things (rebooting the movies we love).
  • But before we get to that....

  • Tuesday, March 14, 2017


    By Sati. Tuesday, March 14, 2017 , , , , , , , 14 Comments


    When few seconds into Logan I saw the character I've only seen in toned down, PG-13 scenes tear people apart in violent and bloody fashion, I knew I was in for something refreshing. When I was reminded of Fury Road during the sequence where Logan is trying to drive through the fence, I knew I was in for something great. But when during one sequence while I still haven't composed myself after I cried I suddenly started laughing, I knew I was witnessing something really special.

    Friday, March 10, 2017

    (278) and Logan leads me astray + links

    By Sati. Friday, March 10, 2017 21 Comments
  • Hoisted by my own envious tweeting:

  • Thursday, March 9, 2017

    The Unsung Hero Blogathon: Ed Harris in Sweet Dreams

    By Sati. Thursday, March 9, 2017 20 Comments
    ...because when I suddenly find a blogathon that I can still participate in and it gives me an opportunity to write an unscheduled post about Ed Harris (you know, other than usual Friday praying to him while perving verbally posts) I'll do it.

    Friday, March 3, 2017

    (277) "I wasn't trying to be funny" + links

    By Sati. Friday, March 3, 2017 21 Comments
  • Day 5 and I still cannot believe it happened. I have been watching Oscars for 15 years and this is the funniest thing that happened since Travolta's "Adele Dazeem". I knew the second these guys started running around behind the producers of Blah Blah Land that something was up and I actually thought maybe they read it wrong but what transpired...oh, man. 

  • Friday, February 24, 2017

    Mt. Rushmore of Movies - 4 favorite characters played by Ed Harris

    By Sati. Friday, February 24, 2017 19 Comments

    Three years ago my favorite blogger m.brown hosted this blogathon for the very first time and my entry for it was quite coherent and not completely inappropriate.

    But that was then.

    And this is now.

    (276) All the thirsty ladies + links

    By Sati. 24 Comments
  •  First of all I did not murder Courtney for her use of the word "once" here but if I did I'm pretty sure that would be acceptable.
  • Second of all after last week's RF five separate women with what is clearly a great taste in men were outraged and sad I have not shared the much discussed screenshots of Ed Harris's everything in the post. You guys. Come on. The one standard I have here is not to *actually* share any dick pics. 
  • However...

  • Friday, February 17, 2017

    (275) God bless blind 80's MPAA + links

    By Sati. Friday, February 17, 2017 18 Comments
  • Oh my God you guys. I was almost killed by imdb trivia page and google search this week.
  • I was checking out trivia on some of the Ed's movies I have left to watch. I was reading about Swing Shift and this is what I read "In an early scene, Ed Harris, clad only in a towel wrapped around his waist, plops down on a chair. For a split second his genitals are fully exposed. This scene somehow evaded the censors (and in a PG rated film) and in the first video release, the scene is intact. The scene has now disappeared from later releases."
  • After I regained consciousness I did the only thing I could do.

  • Friday, February 10, 2017

    (274) ...what dog? + links

    By Sati. Friday, February 10, 2017 27 Comments
  •  The Beguiled trailer dropped and it is magic. I really hope it is good. It's such a hot premise, I told my mother about this one because she is so in love with Colin Farrell and she so wants to see it.

  • Friday, February 3, 2017

    (273) Can sequin parrots survive underwater? + links

    By Sati. Friday, February 3, 2017 26 Comments
  • I had a nice week - I am staying home for the most of it. I have a cold. I actually went to work on Monday, then in the evening as I was watching The Way Back and Ed Harris was eating a dead animal with his bare hands I probably should have guessed the fact I was sweating and had a fever during that meant I had a cold. 
  • But I have a fever and sweat during all of his films so there really was no way of knowing.
  • Anyways, since Tuesday I was home which is nice because I cannot remember the last time I had time off work.
  • The biggest story this week is what Nicole Kidman wore to SAG awards. Look, parrots and this weird fabric thing on the chest aside, this is a gorgeous dress. And those parrots wouldn't even be bad. But the hair! This would look lovely with red hair yet Nicole continues to have that awful piss color. And this terrible hairstyle - this looks like something one has going on on their head before cleaning the toilet, not attending the awards.

  • Tuesday, January 31, 2017

    The Handmaiden

    By Sati. Tuesday, January 31, 2017 , , , , , , , , 21 Comments
    The Handmaiden is based on the novel "Fingersmith" by Sarah Waters The novel is set in London during the 19th century, but the film is set in Korea in the 1930s, under Japanese colonial rule. The pickpocket Sook-Hee (Tae-ri Kim) is hired by the Japanese heiress Lady Hideko to be her personal servant. Hideko is supported by her Uncle Kouzuki and the gold-digger "Count Fujiwara", who is indeed son of peasants, wants to marry her to steal her inheritance. Sook-Hee is a small-time thief of the ring of the conman "Count Fujiwara" and is sent to help him in the confidence game. But soon Hideko and Sook-Hee get close to each other and become lovers.

     I saw this movie while knowing very little about it, all I knew is that there is a conspiracy against the heiress and the girl who is pretending to be her maid falls in love with her. The twist before part 2 (the film is divided into 3 parts) really took me off guard which is very rare, but I knew the movie was fantastic long before then.